The Music Tank

I’ll get back to posting news soon, I swear!  Starting a new job is weird.  I just had my first midnight shift last night, which sort of is when I do my whole STF dealie.

Holy shitassballsfuck, did I miss a week?  To the super secret TMT IM service!

BlackMage says:
y0

Fake says:
hey

BlackMage says:
did i post an STF last week?

Fake says:
lol

Fake says:
yeah you did

BlackMage says:
oh good

BlackMage says:
by the way, “WordPress 2.6.1 is available!” and WordPress wanted me to “Please notify the site administrator.”

Anyway, another short STF this week, but I thought I’d bring this to your attention:

WB JOINS MM BUT STAYS IN BLB WHILE MM TAKES A SHOT AT LB

Yeah, I’m dumb.  News!

Credit 411mania:

Reportedly, Wes Borland, of Black Light Burns and formerly of Limp Bizkit, has joined Marilyn Manson as their guitarist. Marilyn Manson had the following to say:

“We have a new guitar player that’s gonna play for the first time tomorrow; it’s the first time we’ll play on stage. His name is Wes Borland and he used to be in a really terrible band that he left because he felt that it was a destructive force in art, and he has his own band, Black Light Burns, but now he is in Marilyn Manson. We don’t know how permanent that is, but starting tomorrow will be the first step. So this will be the most indestructible Marilyn Manson.”

Borland himself had the following to offer on the matter:

“I am joining MM for the time being, but as I said before, Black Light Burns is still going strong and I have no problem operating in 2 bands. MM is playing a show here in Korea, where I am now, in about 8 hours and then I’m on the way back home to start doing some guitars with Nick on the next BLB record.”

Oh yeah.  It still hits about a ten on my apathy meter, but I figure some kiddies would wanna hear about.  I loved this line:

“His name is Wes Borland and he used to be in a really terrible band that he left because he felt that it was a destructive force in art…”

Yeah, Eat The Day was pretty fucking awful.

I am the only music fan to laugh at that joke in the whole world, I’m sure of that.

FAN MAIL!

Let’s check the inbox here, see what we dig up!

This one comes from an “Alvaro Hodge“:

“Want to request ? It’s easy to make a request online. Log in now.”

Uh, thanks Alvaro.

Alright, so Alvaro was a bust, let’s move on to Nico, who’s sent an e-mail with an intriguing title of “Olsen twins caught nude on camera”:

“Obama is not the faithful, clean black everyone thinks he is - find out more here”

Wow.  I’d imagine there’s some pretty hateful things on the other side of that link that no one wants to see.  And it’s definately not the Olsens caught nude on film, you filthly liar!  Finally, one from Stacey Bruner:

“buy now Viagra (Sildenafil) 100mg x 60 pills US $ 2.17 Per Pill”

…Goddamn spam filter.

I leave you today with a Barbershop arrangement of The Ramones “I Wanna Be Sedated”, old classic “Hello My Baby” and Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine”: