The Music Tank

Yes, I’m still alive.  No I’m not posting news.  Shut up, it’s complicated.  I care enough about the Tank to throw something up every week though.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAKE!
Yes, Week 34 of STF also shares it’s date with Fake’s 27th birthday.  Send us him money!
SONGS OF THE GROCERY STORE
I’ve been working midnights.  Thus the whole “not [...]

Yes, there’s still no frontman piece like I said.  Between the new job and House DVDs I’ve little to no time for anything.  Today we’re jumping back to a classic STF format, so sit back and enjoy.
PLEASE TAKE HER!  TAKE HER FAR, FAR AWAY
From Music News:
A clergy of Austrian monks have invited Amy Winehouse to [...]

I’ll get back to posting news soon, I swear!  Starting a new job is weird.  I just had my first midnight shift last night, which sort of is when I do my whole STF dealie.
Holy shitassballsfuck, did I miss a week?  To the super secret TMT IM service!
BlackMage says:
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Fake says:
hey
BlackMage says:
did i post an STF [...]

Alright, so I just got the computer up and running.  This is going to be a quick, filler based STF.
I GOT A NEW JOB!
Which can only mean one thing, time to expand my musical collection!
A QUICK PICK WISHLIST!
#3 The Planet Smashers - Mighty

I’ve recently developed a greater love for the Planet Smashers.  “Life of the [...]

EDIT Someone changed my clever title to this article. I demand to know who!
Hello folks! Lots to talk about, but nothing overly relevant!
NO, I’M NOT DEAD
Alright, get this. So I’m sitting on my 3 year old Windows XP machine and for about a week and a half I get these start up errors [...]

Alright, so I didn’t get on the news train this week quite like I wanted to.  I blame these guys.

Only because blaming Half Baked has been played out.  Also, he provided some mixtape goodness, so I can’t pester him.  This time.
This week I bring you:
THE TOP 5 BANDS I USED TO LISTEN TO THAT I’M [...]

This my first late STF in a while.  I won’t lie, I have nothing ready.  So, I do have a report ready of what happened.  It’s in a “Jake Rossen from Sherdog Minute by Minute” style.  I’d like to say that this it’s my idea, but it isn’t.
7:02 AM - I got awoken by a [...]

We’re all busy here!  Go away!
Just kidding.  Seriously though, we’re all a bit busy here at the Tank.  I’m working, Fake’s working even harder and Half Baked?  Well, I’d imagine it’s something like this:

Good times.  Onwards!
LEAVE LEMMY ALONE
From Blabbermouth:
An investigation has reportedly been launched into whether MOTÖRHEAD frontman Ian “Lemmy” Kilmister committed a crime under [...]

Puscifer checks in with this update:
“New music is in the works. We’re starting to pull together some new pieces. Josh Eustis, Lustmord, our visiting Irish Bass Player, Tanya and I are indulging in some new ideas, old ideas, recipes, bad jokes, and the occasional 2 on 2 ball game.”

Mushroomhead vocalist Jeffrey Nothing has made his side project made known here.

You can listen to The Melvins album “Nude With Boots” here.  The album hits stores July 8th.

I’ve got nothing but I won’t leave you with nothing.  It’s been a crazy week for most of us I’m sure as the site has been hardly updated.  Last I spoke to Fake he’s busy and Half Baked, well, who cares?  Sorry HB, I’m just digging for filler.  So as my steam updates, I give [...]

Alright, it’s week 25 of Stranger Than Fiction, thus a quarter.  Got it?  Good.
Before I forget, Half Baked graced us with a Overground Sewer, read it or I’ll unleash ferrets onto your person!
I got things to do so here I go with the news!
SOULJA BOY VS ICE T, ROUND 2
Alright, so after Soulja boy’s “old [...]

Alice Cooper has posted the track “Vengeance Is Mine” for streaming at his Myspace page.  The song will appear on Cooper’s new album “Along Came A Spider”, out on July 29th on SPV Records.  Here’s the tracklisting:
01. Prologue/I Know Where You Live
02. Vengeance Is Mine
03. Wake The Dead
04. Catch Me If You Can
05. (In Touch [...]

At the Nine Inch Nails site, you can see a rehearseal video of the track 1,000,000.